Crash, bam, boom! There goes the 'hood. Riots everywhere.
But, yes it is true and it could happen.
The Canes start the season by going to Doak Campbell Stadium in Tallahasse.
Miami loses to FSU 31-21 because the UM offensive line can't block a light breeze much less the Seminoles defensive line.
The Noles rough up Jacory Harris and the Canes new offense under Mark "Miracle" Whipple who appears that he can't make a play call much less a decent sandwhich.
Next, the Canes first home game against Georgia Tech. GT lead dog Paul Johnson outcoaches Randy Shannon and John Lovett as the Yellow Jackets run roughshod over the Canes weak and not ready for prime time DL. GT beats UM 27-24 and positions themselves for a serious run at the lead in the ACC.
Miami runs up to Blacksburg to take on Virginia Tech and Beamer Ball. Frankie destroys the Canes Special Teams by blocking a Matt Bosher punt for a TD and gets a turnover on aTravis Benjamin punt return that leads to a TD late for the VT win, 21-16. The Canes sulk home sadly at 0-3.
They strike early and often before the poor, wounded Hurricanes can attempt to respond to their attacks. Down early 24-6 the Canes try to rally in the second half before falling to the Sharks, I mean Sooners 31-23.
The CaneNation collapses on itself and Orange and Green blood runs all over the 305...