I also later tweeted that same message to UM skipper Jim Morris, strongly encouraging him NOT to feed the Bears. Not now, not ever and not in Miami.
I mean everybody knows what happens when you feed the bears right? They become fearless and expect more food and when they don't get it they wind up attacking you, your family or your best friends as they leave your house after a night of listening to, watching or blogging about UM baseball, right?
Well, apparently, and as fate would have it, nobody listens to me.
Morris and his young, fledgling baseball squad fed the big, bad Maine Black Bears a sweet and tasty victory at the ARP (formerly known as Mark Light Stadium) on Saturday night. The Bears' pitching mauled Miami's hitters, rendering them basically limp and helpless in a 3-1 loss to Maine.
Five errors from the seemingly frightened Hurricane hardballers did not help their cause and are unacceptable on their home field even when being chased around by mean, angry Bears.
Now, with the taste of fresh Hurricane still dripping from their mouths, the Bears will most certainly come back for more flesh on Sunday in "The Decider" of the opening three game series of the young 2014 season. Let's hope the Hurricanes can hold them back by bashing them with their big aluminum bats?
Now, please repeat after me when I say: "DON'T FEED 'DA BEARS!"