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April 03, 2018

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roachcane77

Whaaa? 2 in a row? No way!

roachcane77

Bison? A near death experience? Were you attacked by bison?

Old Skool

Very damn cool

AeroCane

We're all very curious now! Please tell!

86Cane

Were you attacked by bison?

Posted by: roachcane77 | April 04, 2018 at 06:55 AM

No, the bison are slow and fairly peaceful. We were attacked by an 7 ft alligator and a steak. It's complicated. I will explain in due time.

Old Skool

If you're going to make carpaccio, it's always a good idea to kill the cow first.

Old Skool

If beef carpaccio wasn't on the menu, I hope you weren't experimenting with the old redneck recipe of steak M80

Tsully76

Outstanding! I love it! Canespace Family 4 Life!

Old Skool

So which attacked first the alligator or the steak?
Alligators can move fast when they have to, but a bad steak can run right through you.

Hmm maybe you were eliminating the bad steak when the alligator attacked. Now there's a good story.

Old Skool

Late night on the shores of Lake Kissimmee after the fire has died down, the pile of empties has reached three feet high, and the remains of three pounds of steak sit congealing in the plates.

Tom's staring out at the lake

"What do you think that is out there?"

"Gator"

Tom stares harder and thinks.

"Hey Wally. Ya think an alligator will drink a beer?"

"Yeah, but only if it's served with steak."

"Really"

"Yepp"

"Hey. Watch this."

86Cane

Something like that. The steak struck first, the gator was later (pun intended).

roachcane77

OK, I think I have it... The Heimlich Maneuver was called for, and the gator was a qualified EMT.

Getting warmer?

(I really had my money on the bison though... )

roachcane77

No wait... the steak got sucked into the airboat propeller blades and the chum created attracted a swarm of gators!

Easy peasy...

(Can you tell I'm on Spring Break?)

Go Canes!!

Smd— Four-star LB Anthony Solomon from St. Thomas Aquinas has committed to the Hurricanes Class of 2019. Saw it on Inside the U.

86Cane

The Heimlich Maneuver was called for, and the gator was a qualified EMT.

(I really had my money on the bison though... )

Posted by: roachcane77 | April 04, 2018 at 12:12 PM

You are batting 50/50.

The Heimlich maneuver was involved.

The gator was NOT an EMT, although he WAS a very unwelcome guest in our airboat.

roachcane77

YEEOUCH! Sounds like quite the trip!

("What a long, strange trip it's been... ")

Old Skool

I've heard of road gators, but boat gators is a first.

86Cane

That's what happens when you fish for Shellcrackers in the middle of a huge clump of Lilly pads and a gator tries to snatch your fish from you while you are hoisting hoisting it into the airboat that rides low in the water.

Old Skool will appreciate this...It gave me a whole new perspective of bass fishing from a sit on top kayak with gators lurking nearby.

Old Skool

Definitely. Hope the steak you ate was gator.

His Royal Dudeness

Posted by: Go Canes!! | April 04, 2018 at 12:30 PM

In pads he has the look of Jon Vilma, but Vilma was a truly violent player.

Go Canes!!

Breaking: Lonnie Walker IV declares for the 2018 NBA Draft with an agent. The freshman from Reading, Pennsylvania averaged 11.5 points and 2.6 rebounds. Walker shot 41.5% from the floor & 34.6% from three point range in his one season at Miami. He is a projected lottery pick.

Old Skool

My hope for next year, Brown and Huell will be back

Terrance Sullivan

I share those same sentiments Old Skool!

86Cane

If Walker, Brown and Huell ALL go it may be a good time for, well you know.

raizecane

1st day of the Masters today......may not get a lot of work done.

Go Canes!!

Going to be very interesting to see how Tiger does this weekend.

86Cane

No doubt, Tiger mania is back in FULL swing.

86Cane

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