Rip It, Shake It, Drink It

This blog was written for Canespace by blogger Aqua...

 

Sunday morning October 4, 2009 your Miami Hurricanes will wake up as a legit title contender.

 

The national media will be quick to jump on the Canes bandwagon. Interviews and cover stories will be requested of Coach Shannon and Company. What was thought of as impossible, going 4-0 to start the 2009 season, is now a reality that College Football is forced to deal with.

 

The Canes are officially back, and in a really big way.

 

Now, you see, the fun has just started.  The payback tour has begun and it's going to have some interesting stops along the way.  October is Miami's busiest month with 5 games being played.

 

FAMU: Not much of a game, more of a barometer. This is a game I personally enjoy, the crowd is usually lite, Canes depth is on display, and I might even actually watch some of FAMU's marching 100. I said might. Anyways, what's most important to me is seeing QB depth. I'd like to see what Taylor Cook does in this game. Cannon Smith should see PT, possibly the freshman Highsmith too. Games like this are what frustrated me with Coker. We'd run the ball all game when you'd think it would be a good time to work on the passing game. Thankfully, Coker is long gone and I really hope this game is more for fine-tuning the offense and getting PT for the rest of the depth chart.

 

University of Central Florida: This is where Aqua's memory gets a little fuzzy. You see, I was physically at the game last season, but might have been drinking a little too much penny rum (ouch). Like any good alcoholic, my memory of this game is hazy at best. What I do remember was that Miami let UCF hang around way too long and it gave them confidence. That being said, this is another game where talent and playmaking ability stacks to the Canes side.

 

UCF has two Sophomore RB's in Brynn Harvey and Latavious Murry.  Murry measures as the power back at 6'3 215, and lead the RB's with 3 TD's. UCF's passing game returns their top six receivers lead by Brian Watters. This is a game where Miami's D-Line needs to pressure UCF's QB Rob Calabresse into mistakes.  Considering Miami's depth at DE, guys like Oliver Vernon and Dyron Dye should start seeing an increased role by this point of the season. Turnovers could make this game lopsided quickly. Check for this game to tell you where Miami's offense is heading into the mid-way point of the season. Miami should be clicking, as with most good Canes teams the ball will be spread out.

 

Clemson: Last time the Tiger's (how original) came to South Florida I sat in the rain and the Canes lost in OT. A year later UM and Clemson would meet in an epic 3OT game that would go down as the game loudest in College Football history. History says expect a wild one. I look at it as a "known-unknown". Clemson will bring their version of the Thunder and Lightning in Jamie Harper and CJ Spiller. That's the known part.  The unknown part is Clemson's QB play. Willy Korn tops the depth chart but after that little is known about Clemson’s QB corps.  They do, however boast a speedy WR core with Jacoby Ford returning for his senior season. The defensive line for Clemson is legit and presents problems for any team.

 

Expect the Canes to use 2TE sets to double team on DE's Bowers and Sapp. Once again Clemson has speed in the secondary that forces the Canes to game plan on running the football between the tackles. I'd love to see Damien Berry and the not so Baby James to chew up the interior of the field. Clemson's weakness was obvious last season in giving up 33 sacks, it's up to Miami to bring pressure and blitz with discretion. Look for Clemson to neutralize LB's Spence and McCarthy with RB's lining up in the slot.

 

Wake Forrest: The word is out, Wake Forrest's 2006 ACC title was, a fluke. Wake Forrest never impressed me. Riley Skinner is a decent QB and that's about it. Facts are he's been sacked no less than 23 times in a season and has never thrown more than 13 TD's in a season. Is this a player that scares you? Hope not, because this is the trigger-man for Wake. He could have a Carson Palmer like senior season and I could be wrong, no doubt. But I'm willing to bet that we'll see the same grind it out offense from Jim Grobe we saw last year when Wake ran it 50+ times at Dolphin Stadium. Do they have playmakers?  I'm not sure, but if the Clemson game is an intense one, I expect this to be closer than the experts think. If Miami's strength is their D-Line, this game needs their consistency to be the backbone. No big gains, no mental errors.  This is another mental test for Canes. The Canes are on paper the better team.  And they will prove it on the field.

Comments

[The Wizard]

First ?!?!?!?!?!?!

[DZ8]

2nd

[Canes]

sloppy thirds....

[Canez1]

I would love to see comparison weightroom numbers of this Oline against any Oline the U has produced.

I bet there is not much of a difference at all.

Weightroom numbers are not the problem here.

The talent just has not been that good.

Goes along with the rest of the team.

Depth and lack of talent has crippled every facet of this team. OL is no exception.

Also Olinemen are usually not ready to contribute until their 3rd year which makes restocking the shelves that harder.

We are finally starting to see quality depth at OL and it will come along.

Just takes longer is all.

GO CANEZ!!!!!

[Esteban]

I don't think Bowers or Sapp is double team worthy. well that depends on who ends up at RT and how they do. But Fox won't need help with either.

[solarcane]

Sixth for Six

peace

[Hurriphin]

Hurriphin. The. U.

[solarcane]

man eight hours of constant bickering and fartin around and I didn't get blamed once for anything from anyone.

thank you cheeezuz!

Capt O. please read

I have been drinking way too many full strength cokes for about a month, it was like I was addicted to them. I notice I am feeling bloated and also not wanting to stick to tasks and finish them.

What do you recommend as a natural drink/supplement to cleanse and detox, also something that battles the craving for caffeine
thanks in advance

peace

[86Cane]

Aqua...thanks for your continuing contributions. I am having some serious FUN with this!

[Hurriphin]

I fully expect UM to air that thing out against FAMU, UCF, and WF.

Between those three games Jacory should ring up like 8 TD passes.

[miamimike01]

O-Line numbers are fudged... do U really think Swazey is going to report accurate numbers for everyone? Really?

We as fans expect that unit to be a strength of the offense...

Do we really think that UM has 2 sub 4.3 guys? Really? Do you guys know how rare sub 4.3 guys are? Hester, at the combine, ran a 4.48 (I think), how has he dominated the NFL on returns?

Sub 4.3 guys are Olympic Sprinters, ask Ice...

[solarcane]

Here is a testament to what Six was saying about photoshop, airbrush,distort,clone photos vs candid unreached photos.

Heather Locklear

the second picture is so scary it was rumored the tide wouldn't even come in

http://snarkerati.com/celebrity-gossip/files/2008/09/heather_locklear.jpg

http://stardietsecrets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/heather-locklear-puffy.jpg

peace

[86Cane]

MM01...did U get my note about hooking up in JAX in July (22-23)?

[Canez1]

Ya props to my boy Aqua.

Way to hold it down brotha!

GO CANEZ!!!!!

[solarcane]

for the doubters,

here is Heather before being sprayed in the face with salty brine on the same day.
This is a publicity photo so you can already see her complexion is ten years younger and her gut has been whittled away with the clone tool.

http://mytakeontv.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/flirting-with-40.jpg

peace

[solarcane]

aqua good stuff bra!!

I have a Pixy Stix jabbed up each nostril,
and one of those Sweet Tarts puka shell necklaces around my neck right now!!

peace

[Hurriphin]

My favorite old-head is Michelle Phifer (did I spell that right?)

That's my girlfriend right there!!

[Esteban]

solar, drinking the no preservative, no caffiene, no artificial sweeteners cola helped curb my desire for soda. still have one here and there, just don't feel a yearning for it.

[solarcane]

este thanks,
I'm desperate I'll try anything.

I was down to drinking one Coke Zero a day, feeling fine then one afternoon I drank two real Cokes and now I'm gonna be in a Dixie Crystal 12 step program before the Fourth of July

peace

[roachcane77]

Sorry Canez1, I just don't see it.

OL is WAY behind our other recruiting. Our talent is coming back in just about every position EXCEPT OL. The fact that we have to wait 3 years for them to mature makes me worry even more about our team's progress.

There are no Rombergs, McKinnies or Marylands on our roster... or amongst our new recruits... where is that class of player?

[canechic]

Solar that picture....ugh! Hurriphin I was watching Grease 2 this morning and i was thinking just how pretty she really is, but she was very young in that movie!

[Aqua]

Thank 86, I had fun writing it.

[bg1906]

As far as strength, lets remember that one of our BEST OL ever Bryant McKinnie, ONLY benched 330lbs!

BUT he has long arms, moves well, and keeps his body between the defender and the ball. THAT is the OL job, not everyone NEEDS to be Larry Allen.

[miamimike01]

86,

not yet. Will be available that day, matter of fact. Going to Canesfest (7/25)? also.

[miamimike01]

good point, bg. Technique is more of a concern on OL, and playing as a unit and not missing assignments!!

[canechic]

Aqua stay away from the punch...good job!

[Hurriphin]

Older ladies are splendid. I like being bossed around.
It would be sexy if she'd give me like an allowance or something.

[Old Skool]

Hurriphin
Michelle was very pretty even in person. I worked with her years ago when Scarface shot in Miami.

[solarcane]

Older ladies are splendid. I like being bossed around.

crized...
my house would seem like Paradise times 10 to you.lol

peace

[Old Skool]

Sorry can't help you on the personal front. I have no idea if she's a dom or not.

[Hurriphin]

I also like Audrey Hepburn.

.......and don't laugh, but for some reason, I'd slay Sigorney (did I spell that right?) Weaver. Jamie Lee Curtis and the Cosby mom too. Felicia Rashad right?

[solarcane]

I was just reading the about the new ACES energy bill that passed today and I was happy to read

"The House passed bill includes provisions that will significantly brighten solar's future..."

that's what I'm takin bout!

peace

[solarcane]

Hurripin some sweet choices there.

It's kinda fortunate Truth is out partying..

Felicia Rashad.. he would undoubtedly make me laugh and Soup shudder with that one.

peace

[Hurriphin]

Maria from Sesame Street.

SWISH!!

[Captain Optimist aka Cavaleer]

Capt O. please read

I have been drinking way too many full strength cokes for about a month, it was like I was addicted to them. I notice I am feeling bloated and also not wanting to stick to tasks and finish them.

What do you recommend as a natural drink/supplement to cleanse and detox, also something that battles the craving for caffeine
thanks in advance

peace

Posted by: solarcane | June 27, 2009 at 08:34 PM

>>>

Solar, that shyt is POISON!!!!!

To cleanse your kidneys and liver, I would recommend a tea called "Daily Detox". You should be able to find at any decent sized health food store or health food section at your drug-store.

The ingredients will clean your liver and kidneys and simultaneously ease your brains craving for caffeine. You might go through a slight withdrawal for a minute but the herbs in this tea will make the entire process very smooth.

Eleuthero Root is also good for easing cravings of any sort, well, almost any sort. haha

It works in the brain and replaces the noradrenaline neurotransmitter that is the root of the caffeine craving. Eleuthero also balances Serotonin levels and thus has anti-depressant qualities.

For example, I have a younger friend who used to smoke marijuana like other people smoke cigarettes when he was in college. I started telling him about the herbs and he's been taking them for about one year. He hasn't smoked since then and hasn't had any cravings. In fact, he said he took some Eleuthero one day when he stressed out at work and he said it felt like he'd hit a bong. lol No lie.

All of the above won't cost more than $12. Six or so for the tea and $5 or so for the Eleuthero. Eleuthero isn't expensive but some companies try to hustle people and charge $20 for a a bottle of 100 capsules when the herb can be bought raw bought for $7/lb.

So if you can't find it for under $10 at your local Whole Foods, Google "Now brand herbs" and buy it all from them. They have top quality, low price herbs.

I just remembered you're in the sticks, so just google it all and save yourself the crazy looks. lol

[Captain Optimist aka Cavaleer]

Audrey Hepburn was Epic, a true goddess.

[solarcane]

I alway thought Betty Rubble had about the nicest body for a midlle aged lady.

Of course Erin Esurance is even hotter but shes what 45 years younger?

peace

[Captain Optimist aka Cavaleer]

Aqua, very nice piece. If we're healthy we could seriously blow through October with a series of blowouts.

[Captain Optimist aka Cavaleer]

Solar, yeah Heather hasn't aged well. I'm not sure if it's because of surgery or lifestyle but she's definitely seen better days. She's still one of the best if not the best TV actress ever.

[Captain Optimist aka Cavaleer]

I have a Pixy Stix jabbed up each nostril,
and one of those Sweet Tarts puka shell necklaces around my neck right now!!

peace

Posted by: solarcane | June 27, 2009 at 08:57 PM

>>>>>

LMAO!

[Captain Optimist aka Cavaleer]

There are no Rombergs, McKinnies or Marylands on our roster... or amongst our new recruits... where is that class of player?

Posted by: roachcane77 | June 27, 2009 at 09:11 PM

>>>>

Roach, I think we have players on this team who could all become as good as each of those guys. The problem is they're all freshmen or sophomores.

[Captain Optimist aka Cavaleer]

sloppy thirds....

Posted by: Canes | June 27, 2009 at 08:22 PM

>>>>

Canes, welcome and know that we've all had sloppy thirds at the Space yet we keep coming back for more. lol

Rock on....

[solarcane]

Capt O thanks a lot!!

There is a good sized City called... wait for it.... Buford, about an hour away, I'll shoot down there and get the goods.
I respect your knowledge on this stuff and appreciate the suggestions.

one thing that has me baffled is I'm taking in double the caffeine yet I don't feel like I want to work my azz off to get things done, which is something I've done since about 16yrs old.

Of course nobody paying me for jobs I've completed till a month later might have something to do with not being driven to turn out work on time.

thanks again
peace

[solarcane]

Capt O

Do I get just Detox Tea or do I get one Detox Tea and one DetoxII and alternate?

is it good to alternate or is this just hype to get me to buy another product?

http://wholesalesupplementstore.com/dailydetoxtea.html?productid=dailydetoxtea&channelid=NEXTA

peace

[Captain Optimist aka Cavaleer]

"Don't let the bastards grind U down."

Cav what is the latin phrase for that?

Posted by: 86Cane | June 27, 2009 at 05:13 PM

>>>>

Soup, it could be the well known"Cum granis salis". The more swagger filled perspective would be "Parvi esse," which basically means, "It's too small and insignificant for me to care." lol

Tim, I agree with you about our chances against several Big East teams from 2006-2007, esp. WVU and Rutgers, even Cinci's been rather solid for the last few years. UConn, I don't know about that one though.

Last year, however, wasn't so simple. We had 17 or 18 true or RS freshmen in the 2-deep and beat senior and junior heavy teams like Wake, UVA, who btw, beat GT, VT (probably the least upperclassmen heavy but far better than us), and even UCF had a bunch of upperclassmen, I believe all their DBs were seniors. Even Duke had a bunch of upperclassmen and had been playing well.

So when you add that piece to the puzzle, our wins were actually impressive.

The losses down the stretch, however, showed the other side of the talented freshman coin.

But this year is a completely different story and team.

[Captain Optimist aka Cavaleer]

Solar, any time. Those herbs are good to take on a regular basis just for PMs, preventive maintenance, as they say in heavy equipment speak.

[solarcane]

last Daily Detox post I promise lol

Capt O I got this off a Health/bodybuilding site sounds pretty good, I'm in.

Supplement Brand: HDT
Daily Detox Tea Information
What is Daily Detox?
Daily Detox is a blend of 11 herbs that stimulate and support the body's natural detoxification process. Environmental toxins wear harshly on the system and build up in the body. Daily Detox is designed to help the body fight these toxins that we encounter on a daily basis.
The organs primarily involved in natural detoxification are the liver, kidneys, bowels, skin and lungs. The following herbs support healthy functioning of each of these organs for optimal detoxification.

In what form is Daily Detox available?
The original Daily Detox formula is available in boxes of 30 tea bags in Original and Apple Cider Cinnamon flavors; bottles of 60 capsules, and 1-oz standardized extract bottles.

Ingredients and Effects:

SARSAPARILLA root increases the flow of urine and breaks up gas. Classified generally as a blood purifier, it is commonly used for various eruptive skin disorders.
MILK THISTLE seeds are used for liver, gall bladder and spleen support. It is commonly used as a liver protector when consumed before meals and alcohol consumption.
RED CLOVER is a blood purifier that is mild and mineral-rich. It is good for the general prevention of health problems and may be consumed freely without any known side effects.
DANDELION root is used to benefit the liver. As a powerful diuretic, it helps clear obstructions and stimulate the liver to eliminate toxins from the blood. Because it is high in potassium, dandelion is a good balanced diuretic. It also can be useful in clearing obstructions from the spleen, pancreas, gall bladder, bladder and kidneys.
YELLOW DOCK root is a good blood purifier and body cleanser. It tones the entire system and is one of the best blood-builders. It nourishes the spleen and liver, improves the flow of bile and stimulates elimination. It is also an excellent cleanser of the lymphatic system and is an old remedy for skin eruptions caused by internal toxicity.
BURDOCK root is used to neutralize and expel toxins from the body. It promotes kidney function to help clear the blood of harmful acids. Burdock also contains volatile oils that help remove toxic wastes through the sweat glands.
HIBISCUS flower is a general tonic with a pleasant flavor and mild laxative effect. It has been used for centuries in Egypt to relieve stomach ailments.
ECHINACEA ANGUSTIFOLIA is one of the most efficacious cleansers of the lymphatic system and is an excellent infection-fighter against both bacterial and viral attacks. Tolerated in large doses, it is considered a nontoxic method of cleansing the system.
FENUGREEK seed is an herb for lung support that helps expel mucous and phlegm from the bronchial tubes. This herb is commonly used to help rid the lungs of infection and it is also believed to expel toxic wastes through the lymphatic system. Fenugreek combined with milk thistle support liver functions.
GINGER root has a cleansing effect on the bowels, kidneys and skin. Ginger also stimulates the circulatory system which, in turn, increases perspiration.
CASCARA SAGRADA bark stimulates secretions of the liver, gall bladder, pancreas and stomach. It has been effective in ridding the body of gall stones and has both a cleansing and regenerating effect on the colon.
Suggested Use:
Consume one suggested dose of Daily Detox tea, capsules or extract daily before first meal. (One cup of tea, 1-3 capsules, or one dropper full of extract mixed with fluids or placed directly underneath tongue). The body does most of its detoxifying at night while the body is at rest so by taking Daily Detox in the morning, the body can continue its cleansing process throughout the day for a more consistent and complete cleanse.

Most commonly asked questions:

1. Does Daily Detox tea contain caffeine and/or artificial additives?

No, this tea is all natural and caffeine-free. We have combined 11 herbs grown and harvested from around the world that have remarkable histories of beneficial internal cleansing effects on the body.

2. Is Daily Detox tea a laxative?

No. This tea has been formulated to be a very mild diuretic (urinary tract) cleansing tea.

3. What kind of side effects will I experience?

There are no known side effects with Daily Detox. Because it is designed to be very mild on the body, you should not notice any harsh effects on your body. After seven days, you may feel mild flu-like symptoms (slight headache, fatigue). This is your body adjusting to the stimulation in the cleansing process and a strengthening of the immune system. Continue taking the formula and the symptoms will pass after a day or two.

4. How can I tell if Daily Detox is cleansing my system?

Combination herbal formulas have been documented to be very powerful sources of natural medicine. The body can be very receptive to medicinal herbs and results ran vary from person to person. Consumers have told us they have had improved complexions, increased energy, better sleep habits, and have experienced fewer colds and allergy problems.

5. How long will it take to have my system totally cleansed?

Depending on how much toxic exposure to your system, complete cleansing may take anywhere from three weeks to three months.

6. Is it safe to take everyday?

Yes. We encounter toxins everyday through the air we breathe, the water we drink and the food we eat. We do recommend that you take Daily Detox for 30 days, then take 7 days off, then continue taking Daily Detox for the next 30 days. The reason for this is that experienced herbalists believe that continued use of certain herbs for extended periods of time makes the body less receptive to their benefits.

7. How does Daily Detox cleanse the body?

Our tea incorporates the knowledge and experience of numerous herbalists, doctors, naturopaths, chiropractors and healers from cultures worldwide. From them we have blended a specific herbal formula, each herb working on the major detoxifying organs (liver, kidneys, skin, blood and the lymph system). Each herb has a long-standing history of beneficial effects on the body and is still a valuable source of natural medicine today.

8. Why might a person need to detoxify?

Everyday we encounter pollutants in the air, water and food we take in. Our body's systems were not designed to handle today's impurities. Symptoms of a toxic system include digestive disorders, fatigue, headaches, sluggish body, lowered immunity, increased allergies, weakness and skin blemishes.

9. What kind of toxins can I be exposed to?

Living in urban areas, people are exposed to Gar exhaust, processed foods, pesticides, chlorinated water, antibiotics, chemical pollutants, artificial colorings, antibiotics and heavy metals.

10. How will detoxifying my body help me lose weight?

By cleansing the entire body, your body is able to process foods correctly by utilizing them as energy and not storing them as fat. Incorporated into a healthy diet and exercise program, you will have more energy, and in turn be able to exercise with more efficiency by burning off fat cells and building more lean muscle mass.

Daily Detox Tea Ingredients
Sodium, Proprietary Blend: Sarsaparilla, Milk Thistle, Red Clover, Dandelion, Yellow Dock, Burdock, Hibiscus, Echinacea Augustifolia, Fenugreek, Ginger

Daily Detox Tea Suggested Usage
Drink one cup daily on an empty stomach. Pour 1 cup of boiling water over one tea bag. Do not boil tea. Let steep for 5 to 10 minutes. Press and stir tea bag lightly. Use purified water if available. Refrigerate unused tea. It is important to take Daily Detox for the first 30 days and then switch to Daily Detox ll for the next 30 days. Daily Detox and Daily Detox ll have different cleansing formulas for lasting detoxification cycles. Please read the enclosed insert for complete information before taking Daily Detox.

Daily Detox Tea Recommended Daily Allowance
Sodium - 5mg - <1%, Proprietary Blend - 1.6g, Sarsaparilla (root)**, Milk Thistle (seeds)**, Red Clover (tops)**, Dandelion (root)**, Yellow Dock (root)**, Burdock (root)**, Hibiscus (flower)**, Echinacea augustifolia (whole plant)**, Fenugreek (seeds)**, Ginger (root)**
[* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet], [** Daily Values have not been established]

Daily Detox Tea Does Not Contain
Caffeine.

peace

[solarcane]

ahh a side benefit...

"It also can be useful in clearing obstructions from the spleen,"

like someone's foot for example?

peace

[Captain Optimist aka Cavaleer]

Solar, Daily Detox II is a hustle. Regular Daily Detox has the goods. It has some great ingredients that you can take every day because the dose is fairly small.

For Mrs. Solar, there is a tea called "Iron Woman". I recommended it to a lady friend of mine and she swears by it. She says it makes her skin softer and smoother and gives her more energy and makes her less emotional at that time of the month.

That's a great site btw. I'm going to check out their selection. Thanks.

[Esteban]

i already take milk thistle. might try that tea out too though.