Friends Don't Let Friends Go To FSU

I should let you know that out of respect to country music legend Willie Nelson I was going to title this blog article: "Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Seminoles".  But that would be disrespectful to Willie and so I just couldn't do it.

But seriously what you may not realize is that if a high school athlete really cared about getting a college education (some obviously don't) and if they all knew what I knew about academics and Florida State University then they would have to admit that the blog title is 100% accurate and factually true.

Friend don't let friends go to Florida State.

In fact it could be argued that the words "academics" and "Florida State University" should never appear in the same sentence unless the word "failure" comes right before or after those words.

Now, all I am asking is for if for you to just give me a few minutes to prove it. I did all the research, I crunched all of the numbers and I have to say that what I found left me a little bit shocked at the actual findings and results.

I looked at the NCAA Academic Progress Report Scores for the three major revenue producing men's college sports: football, basketball and baseball. If you are not familiar with the NCAA's APR it is an annual report that measures the year-to-year and four year aggregate academic performance of a university's athletic teams in all intercollegiate sports.

I went to the NCAA web site to research and compare FSU's APR scores in the three major sports with what are considered the four other major universities in Florida (Miami, Florida, Central Florida and South Florida) and all twelve of the Atlantic Coast Conference teams and what I found was basically this:

It was nearly impossible to find one single example in any sport that favored the Seminoles.

I guess if one thing can be said about FSU is that they are consistent. As in consistently bad. But don't take my word for it, just let the numbers and stats do the trash talking for me.

Football: The Seminoles and Dumbo, excuse me Jimbo Fisher, came in dead last in the State of Florida and 10th out of the 12 teams in the ACC.

• The ACC average APR score was 957.
• FSU missed that low water mark by 25 points with a score of 932
• That is just two points above the minimal accepted NCAA score of 930.
• Not surprisingly Duke led the conference in football with a 986 score.
• Miami came in second at 979. The 'Noles trailed Miami by 47 points.
• Even UF (976), UCF (971) and USF (952) scored higher than FSU.

Basketball: The Seminoles and former UM head coach Leonard Hamilton who apparently moved on to easier pickings should be ashamed. FSU did worse in roundball than in football in the APR rankings:

• The ACC average for basketball was 961.
• Miami came in well above that at 975.
• FSU scored a embarrassing 926,the 2nd lowest in the ACC (GT 915).
• Even UF (964), USF (937) and UCF (929) outscored the Seminoles.

Baseball:  Finally we get to the Seminoles pride and their celebrated head coach Mike Martin. When you see the final results it is enough to make you choke on your mustard covered hot dog:

• The ACC average was 977.
• Miami came in third in the ACC and scored 989 (Duke 1000, UVA 992).
• FSU came in at 938 and LAST in the ACC (next lowest was MD at 949).
• UF pulled off a 981 and UCF a 980 both below Miami at 989.

These facts beg the question: Why would friends let friends go to FSU?

Comments

[Swami for CEO]

NEW BLOG IS UP!

[Swami for CEO]

Scummy...I can't believe I am gonna waste my time answering you but here goes:

What U don't know is that way before yesterday we had been getting news from Da Skreetz about the players in question although NONE of it was about them transferring or being kicked off of the team. It was more about performance and some other minor on/off the field issues.

In addition there were several emails exchanged behind the scenes ALL DAY LONG between Da Skreetz and the insiders here at Canespace. Some info we do NOT make public to protect the players and especially negative info that could hurt their reputation. Don't believe me just ask any of these people and they will tell U:

OGV
CGNC
OhioCane
Hassan
UMike
CaneSteeler
RoachCane

[4-Real]

Skreetz must have slept with Scummy's Mummy :)

[Sota cane]

The only reason you are posting to discredit anybody is because u know canespace is where its at. Haters these days. He must not have gotten an insider email when he thought he deserved one lol

[CertifiablyScummy]

The only problem with Skreetz is that when real info comes out that an insider would have at least some insight on, like the alleged Seantrel and RayRay rumors, Skreetz is nowhere to be found.

He could at least be saying no this is no big deal or something. Anything. But he remains stone silent because he would be too easy to bust otherwise.

Sadly, Skreetz is just a scam to con low-IQ gullible readers into thinking this is a valuable site.

[Daddeh]

Da U

[Swami for CEO]

He is the college equivalent of Ryan Leaf.

Posted by: BEERicane | June 29, 2012 at 10:50 PM

Harsh?

[BEERicane]

Who cares about RayRay? He is worthless and a waste of space.

He is the college equivalent of Ryan Leaf.

[Hassan]

Can we ever get that interview with Swasey? Or can da skreetz maybe talk about how some of the guys have done in the summer program in the weight room? I wonder how big is Kirby now and What kid of baseline did guys like Duke and T howard come in with? How does our conditioning this summer compare to last summer?

[Swami for CEO]

"THE CANESPACE FRANCHISE IS SUCH A SUCCESS BECAUSE.....

Posted by: 4-Real | June 29, 2012 at 07:14 PM

1. Six years straight of HARD work.

2. Real passion for the Canes.

3. Great bloggers and Canes fans out there.

4. A very understanding and supportive wife!

[4-Real]

Ogv is always right!! U HAVE A GIFT MY FRIEND!!!

[CaneRock]

UM Canes Ray-Ray Armstrong and Seantrel Henderson are the subject of rumors -- again

A briefing for those of you wondering about the status of University of Miami senior safety Ray-Ray Armstrong and junior offensive tackle Seantrel Henderson:

I had originally heard rumors that Seantrel and Ray-Ray were dismissed from the football team, but those are apparently false. When I called UM to ask about those rumors, I was told by Chris Freet, the UM associate athletic director for communications and marketing, that UM declined to comment on anything regarding that subject and Al Golden was on vacation and could not be reached.

I also reached Ray-Ray Armstrong's dad, Albert, by phone a little while ago, and he told me he knew nothing about any Ray-Ray news.

Here's what InsidetheU is reporting:

"Armstrong discussed interaction with a booster via Twitter and the coaches have suspended him indefinitely, but as of today he has not been removed from the team. However, this situation should be closely monitored as there is current discussion within the coaching staff about his future with the team.

"In regards to Henderson, the players were given time off in between first and second summer sessions, but were expected to be back by Tuesday. Henderson arrived a day later on Wednesday and is currently serving a punishment, but is expected to return to the team in the near future."...

SUSAN MILLER DEGNAN

MORE from the article here: http://miamiherald.typepad.com/umiami/2012/06/breaking-news-um-canes-seantrel-henderson-and-ray-ray-armstrong-dismissed-from-football-team.html#storylink=cpy

[orange 'n green in the vein]

"THE CANESPACE FRANCHISE IS SUCH A SUCCESS BECAUSE.....

Posted by: 4-Real | June 29, 2012 at 07:14 PM"

OF YOU 4-Real! I mean, it's definitely not because of the athletic department under Special K, we can eliminate that one right off the bat.

[Hassan]

Rayshawn is kinda a forgotten man. He is nearly the athlete that Deon is and Skreetz raved about him awhile back.

[Six]

I wouldn't worry too much about Rayshawn Jenkins back there at Safety

Kid isn't going to do any worse if he plays in his Frosh year than the two Safeties we've seen back there the past 3 years who came in highly acclaimed

Armstrong and Telemaque

Rayshawn is a straight up athlete

[4-Real]

THE CANESPACE FRANCHISE IS SUCH A SUCCESS BECAUSE.....

[Swami for CEO]

To ALL of the trolls out there:

1. The lame line of "I read here all the time but do not post very often" is tired, weak and old. It is a dead giveaway.

2. The regulars here all know who posts here and if U just show up "out of the blue" with ONLY negative rumors reported as news that is the second piece of evidence that U are a fraud.

3. For every comment I get to go behind the curtain and see the email addy and the IP addy. If the email addy is fake and gets returned to me as "unsendable" and your IP addy is constantly changing then that is the last straw and U are toast.

U see it is really that simple. We are always here and always on the prowl for spammers and trolls. Your attempts at polluting this blog with false rumors and other nonsense are a waste of your time and completely useless here.

Take your gig to the mass media blogs. The Sun-Sentinel already fixed their issues with trolls but others have not and will not because it is "too much work".

[CaneRock]

Report: Ray-Ray suspended; Riley addresses draft, free agency and Heat's future in late-night press conference

Friday afternoon update: UM is declining to comment on an InsideTheU.com report that safety Ray-Ray Armstrong has been suspended indefinitely for communication with a booster on Twitter. UM often comments when a report is inaccurate. Armstrong's father said he doesn't know anything about his son being in trouble.

Read more here: http://miamiherald.typepad.com/sports-buzz/2012/06/riley-addresses-draft-free-agency-and-heats-future-in-late-night-press-conference.html#storylink=cpy

[Hassan]

In regards to the rumors of the status of senior safety Ray Ray Armstrong and junior offensive tackle Seantrel Henderson, here's what happened:

Armstrong discussed interaction with a booster via Twitter and the coaches have suspended him indefinitely, but as of today he has not been removed from the team. However, this situation should be closely monitored as there is current discussion within the coaching staff about his future with the team.

Armstrong has been in hot water before with the current coaching staff for a similar offense last season as he was suspended for one game during the season for sending a tweet out about being with a personal relations representative, who represents professional players. Armstrong was also suspended by the NCAA at the beginning of the year for four games due to his involvement with former UM booster Nevin Shapiro.

In regards to Henderson, the players were given time off in between first and second summer sessions, but were expected to be back by Tuesday. Henderson arrived a day later on Wednesday and is currently serving a punishment, but is expected to return to the team in the near future.

[Hassan]

Yeah it was just news to me, i figure to put it out there maybe someone would know better. I suspected it was not wholly true but a grain of truth was in it and i think that is what we are now hearing.

[orange 'n green in the vein]

Hassan, I'm not hating on you, calm down with that line, I'm just finding it amusing that you = ex intel op;

then Posted by: Hassan | June 29, 2012 at 10:56 AM asks about rumors, this is true and obvious but then;

"Who knows, I just report the news lol.
Posted by: Hassan | June 29, 2012 at 12:28 PM"

It is an ironic situation of phrasing that you laughed at yourself over so no attempted stain on your character implied on my part.

[orange 'n green in the vein]

Oh come on Swami, it's a well known fact that when upperclassmen get run off from the program, these things must happen quickly over the span of 72 hours, no more, no less. There's an NCAA bylaw that says you have to have that straw break the camel's back over such a short time and it's not allowed to happen, if it does at all, over small incremental increases in pressure building to dismissal. The fake email and proxy IP are just because the browser auto-filled the input values and they accidentally forgot to turn off their proxy filter before hitting post repeatedly.

Hmm, this non-story or 4-Real's daily recruiting soap opera of verbal commitment intrigue? Help me, I'm actually missing 4-Real getting worked up by a $55 camp scholarship offer compared to this. Can't we just play BC this weekend instead of eight down the line?

[Hassan]

OGV i never once said anything was a fact, i specifically said that it was a rumor and I also said that i did not even believe it. I did however report the news of this rumor, Why are you hating

[Swami for CEO]

The Seventh Floor - "Re: Henderson & Armstrong: word seems to be some issues with lateness to practice and/or class. Doesn't seem to be major. This is why rumors are rumors."

Posted by: Ohio_Cane | June 29, 2012 at 04:35 PM

I can confirm this as true.

No names but some internal disciplines are already in place. Interesting fact is that some punishments (running gassers) are actually voted on by the team and all require the player to apologize to the team for letting them down (accountability).

[Swami for CEO]

Anonymous...your posts are getting deleted because U are a troll, nothing more, nothing less. A fake email addy and roaming IP addy and your dedicated attempt to make this KNOWN is all I need to confirm your troll status. Trust me on this!

[3G Cane]

As long as the Man on Fire doesnt get doused I'm good. Looking forward to seeing a big year out of him.

[orange 'n green in the vein]

Leave it to the ex-intel op to come on here asking about rumors and then an hour and a half later characterize himself reporting those same rumors as news/facts, this is how yellow cake purchase rumors start to get reported as news by old media outlets as a prelude to invading sovereign nations I bet.

If Seantrel can still dunk a basketball, Jim might pick him up if Golden dumps him I hear. I'll be back at 6:30 this evening to characterize this as fact once there's no confirmation of it at all from any sources.

[Ohio_Cane]

Joe Garcia - Seantrel's not even worth debating. Being a day late from break is no big deal.

[Ohio_Cane]

Papa Cane - OK folks, the rumor involved 2 football players being "dismissed" from the team. That is not the case. I won't mention names. That's all.

[LB]

Did I miss something? Two starters immediately transferring?

I smell fish until I hear it from the CEO.

[Ohio_Cane]

The Seventh Floor - "Re: Henderson & Armstrong: word seems to be some issues with lateness to practice and/or class. Doesn't seem to be major. This is why rumors are rumors."

[j.w.]

Sucks for them, Canerock- I thought they had a shot at the SEC as well.

[CaneRock]

Well, there goes UGA as my dark horse in the ACC...

Posted by: CaneRock | Jun 29, 2012 4:18:45 PM

In the SEC, my bad...

[CaneRock]

Georgia RB Crowell's career is about to end
http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/06/29/ugas-isaiah-crowell-arrested-on-felony-charges/

Posted by: j.w. | June 29, 2012 at 02:38 PM

Well, there goes UGA as my dark horse in the ACC...

[3G Cane]

CEO-Gotcha. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming...

[TonyCane]

Famous film and television characters and their quotes about Florida State:

"From hell's heart I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee" - Khan Noonign Singh

"Exterminate!" - Dalek Sec

"I see that you are accustomed to worshipping things that fly. Good. Now, kneel before Zod." - General Zod

"Game over, man! Game over!" - Private Hudson

"Oh yeah "Ooh, aah", that's how it always starts. But then there's running and screaming." - Ian Malcolm

[Swami for CEO]

3G...none yet and none forthcoming.

There are a few players on the "close watch" program and few others who may be completing some minor internal disciplinary penalties but NOTHING will be certain about ANY player leaving until Golden speaks publicly or it comes from one of the players directly.

Until then it is just another Internet RUMOR that may or may not be true and should probably be ignored until futher notice.

[SlingBlade]

The FSU kickers couldn't read the play book...instead of reading between the posts,
they read wide right and wide left.

Posted by: Montreal-Cane | June 28, 2012 at 11:51 PM

my daughter says the FSU kickers practice field goals with a straight pole...so every kick is either wide left or right..

[3G Cane]

Confirmation???

[j.w.]

Georgia RB Crowell's career is about to end
http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/06/29/ugas-isaiah-crowell-arrested-on-felony-charges/

[Swami for CEO]

Weekly recruiting wrap (FREE) from CanesInsider:

http://www.caneinsider.com/content/weekly-recruiting-wrap-6-29-1958/#axzz1zCqO8UtG

[Hassan]

Trel 6'8 350 lbs
Big reg 6'9 329 lbs

Chipotle bill = MAJOR DAMAGE

When you have a BBQ you do not want to invite these two. The sad part is both of these young players are very talented but both have not produced equal to their talent and both have been trouble by injuries and lack of conditioning. Maybe Subway should be the canes new spot instead of Chipotles?

I will give all of my stamps on my loyalty card to coach Swasey and he can give them to the "Dough boys" #77 & 42.

[Hassan]

Welcome our new track class

Director of Track and Field/Cross Country Amy Deem and the University of Miami track and field program have announced the signing of six student-athletes for the 2012-13 season. The recruiting class consists of three women and three men: Dakota Dailey-Harris (Providence, R.I.), Jameka Glades (Fort Lauderdale, Fla.), Latecia Philson (New York, N.Y.), JP Friday (Orlando, Fla.), Bert Irigoyen (Miami, Fla.) and TeQuille Jackson (Lancaster, Texas).

[Ohio_Cane]

Maybe he could go the supplemental draft like Pryor

Posted by: Hassan | June 29, 2012 at 01:40 PM
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At this point, I can't see anyone drafting him considering Pryor had a "little" more success in college.

Ray Ray has been off the radar for the most part, except to Canes fans.

[Hassan]

Maybe he could go the supplemental draft like Pryor

[Swami for CEO]

Hassan...that is actually what I meant to say (about Witt)was he sat out "Spring ball" not last year. My bad, I changed it, good catch.

[Swami for CEO]

Ohio...Correct about Ray Ray. He's a Senior so where's he gonna go with the NCAA transfer rules in place?

[Ohio_Cane]

If true, I'm honestly not surprised at all by Seantrel.

I would be surprised by Ray Ray, considering he decided to come back to try and improve his draft stock.

[Swami for CEO]

What is well known is that Trel and Ray Ray both have had their issues at Miami. It is very possible one or both could leave, with Trel being more likely than Ray Ray.

So IF it does happen then it does. but I'm not going to confirm or deny the rumor until we have the facts. We don't want to be FIRST (see CNN with FALSE Supreme Court announcment yestreday) we just want to be right.

[herbieibis]

I don't know what the big secret is, if their gone there gone. I'd love for it to be a hoax but if true, the way they've both played, at best they would be one year, wonders. It's not like we were going to set the woods on fire this year anyway and it just gives a jump start, with giving kids like Bush & Bunche more PT. Al's cleaning ship and we don't need no more melingerers.

[Hassan]

Witt is a freshman, he was not on the team last year. He is an EE and sat out a lot of spring though.

[Swami for CEO]

BTW Josh Witt our Freshman LB is up to 218 lbs so U though is really helping he checked in at 205 this January.

Posted by: Hassan | June 29, 2012 at 12:28 PM

Witt is doing much better after sitting out much of Spring ball with a severe concussion from a head on impact in practice.

[Swami for CEO]

WURD ON DA SKREETZ IZ:

1. Antonio (Crawford), Vernon (Davis) and a little bit of Nate (Dortch) have been used there. The 1st 2 are actually pretty da&@ smooth out there. Nate is too raw in my opinion to see any time there but he does have the skillz. Of course Davon could be a kept at WR but that boi gotz to worry bout even makin the team 1st.

2. Sh$# that boi Deon does it better then any of them but aint no way Al would take that risk lol. Al might be slick but he knows what he has in Deon and hes the key piece to winnin that ACC for the D.

[Ohio_Cane]

Sucks to know Deeb is off to notre Lame but i wish him luck i wouldve liked to have him here.

Posted by: UpNorthCane | June 29, 2012 at 12:27 PM
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He hasn't signed yet.

[Ohio_Cane]

Ohio...don't post anything more on twitter until we can confirm or deny. Don't want to be in the business or rumor spreading if U get my drift. Thanks!

Posted by: Swami for CEO | June 29, 2012 at 12:26 PM
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That's why I was saying I was trying to find out if they were true or not and didn't name names. Didn't wanna "spread" them further.

I won't say anything else.

[Hassan]

I asked 2 players they would not confirm it. I think it is a BS rumor but there could be a element of truth in it, maybe they got in trouble or something? Who knows, I just report the news lol. BTW Josh Witt our Freshman LB is up to 218 lbs so U though is really helping he checked in at 205 this January.

[UpNorthCane27]

Sucks to know Deeb is off to notre Lame but i wish him luck i wouldve liked to have him here.

[Swami for CEO]

Ohio...don't post anything more on twitter until we can confirm or deny. Don't want to be in the business or rumor spreading if U get my drift. Thanks!

[UpNorthCane27]

Exactlyy Ohio.... it was just toooo fishyyyy

[Ohio_Cane]

Thought I recognized that smell in the room...

[Swami for CEO]

Troll Alert! Refresh your page, comments deleted.

[Ohio_Cane]

Off topic - Michael Deeb commits to ND.

[herbieibis]

Forgot about Arthur Brown.

[herbieibis]

Forgot about Art Brown.

[herbieibis]

If true, don't tell me the curse of the 5-Star, has bitten us again! How many in a row is it now? Wright, Moore, Williams, Forston,Youngblood, Armstrong & Henderson, thats just off the top of my head.

[UpNorthCane27]

I doubt it i hope not Ray Ray is my boy and seemed prime to take over.....And Trell i had a feeling was going to shine this year..

I say bogus, but ive been wrong before.

[Swami for CEO]

So far cannot confirm or deny the rumor.

[Ohio_Cane]

Hassan, I'm checking.

[herbieibis]

One thing that I wished these high schoolers wouldn't say, "This is my dream school, I grew up rooting for them". The next line out of their mouth we they get offered by that school is "I love the school and have been waitng for this day but I'm keeping my options open and see where the best fit for me is". If a school is your dream school and you get offered by them, what the F is the hold up? You can commit and still take visits. I believe Dee Webb, who went to Florida, said his whole room was done in Miami colors and all he wore was Miami stuff, had a "U" offer. I' rather they just leave the b.s. dream school stuff out.

[Hassan]

Can Skreetz talk about this rumor floating around and Ray Ray and Trel. I am going to say this smells like complete BS but the rumor has legs all over and I am not sure anyways the rumor is Ray Ray and Trel have cleaned out there lockers and are gone this summer and not with the team. Sounds like BS to me considering both have been talked about recently by coaches and players in interviews but for some reason this rumor is buzzing around on the other sites.

[Swami for CEO]

4-Real...I hope U know I was just messing with you right? Your cool even though we disagree on just about everything. But that's what blogs are for.

[LB]

"In other news: UGA running back Isaiah Crowell arrested and charged with 2 felonies. Weapons related."

As I said before: big stars, big baggage.

[Swami for CEO]

So i saw the skreets saying 75% of our incoming dbs are being looked at for wr... Vernon davis obviously being one but who else?

Posted by: Sota cane | June 28, 2012 at 11:48 PM

Correct Vernon Davis as a WR and as a returner also. I'm not sure who else, let me ask and get back to you.

[herbieibis]

Speaking of Morris, how many ships have we won with a first year starting QB?
If we are going to climb into the Nat'l spot light again it would seem next year would be the time, with most everyone back. We would only be hurting in the secondary, with Telemaque, Armstrong & McGee gone,everywhere else we should be solid.
The only thing I can say positive about FSU, is they actually recruit pretty good, that being said they have done less with more than any team in college football. It couldn't happen to a better team. They have a schedule made from heaven this year and if they were to ever have a chance at being relevent again this should be their year but being that they are choke city USA they're will no nat'l title aspirations for those bums with a 10-2 or 9-3 record. Personally I don't care what they do as long as we thump those snot noses and they don't play for no ships.

[pre83]

Hassan, anyone familiar with the U ( the CEO especially ) knows that FSU never has nor probably ever will be a TRUE threat 2 the U dynasty. Now those bastards over in Gainesville on the other hand......

Posted by: 4-Real | June 28, 2012 at 10:18 PM

4-Real - I'm not sure when you were born, but one of the most anticipated games of every CFB season was born due to the sheer talent and high level of play both the U and FSU brought to the field on an Oct afternoon. The rivalry intensity went stratospheric after the U's first NC and for the next decade or more, the game was more or less THE game each season as the level of success by BOTH teams was incredible.

Now, go look at UF and try to find where they were at that time. The point is that no team stays at the top forever and that the three teams have each been at the top at some point. Simply because FSU and the U have been down with UF being up in recent yrs doesn't mean the tide is not going to turn. FSU was, is and will be a threat and do not mistake them for being down in perpetuity.

I HATE both teams and to me, there is only ONE team that matters, in FL or anywhere!

[Ohio_Cane]

In other news: UGA running back Isaiah Crowell arrested and charged with 2 felonies. Weapons related.

[Ohio_Cane]

Even though he's from FSU, serving in the military through 3 tours of duty over the last 6 years trumps the hate I have for him because of the school he went to.

This was an awesome moment for FSU Center, Bernard James:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90mW37yZHyY&feature=player_embedded

[LB]

Florida State. Satan’s team.

Just remember kids, every werewolf has its silver bullet. Unfortunately for FSU, their Kryptonite is colored ORANGE and GREEN.

[LB]

It's always a good idea to lock up your daughters, mothers, babies, wives, grandmothers, parents, animals, neighbors, Snicker bars, Doritos, Justin Bieber albums, car keys, feminine hygiene products, doggie treats, and trash can lids when the Seminoles come to town.

New classes appearing in FSU football player schedules. Satanism 305: Why God Sucks. Child Abuse 101: Because the Little Pricks Deserve It. History 212: The History of Dirty Underwear and its Importance In American Society. Sociology 097: Civil Disobedience Is Cool. Zoology 303: Fundamentals of Animal Cruelty.

The seven deadly sins of the Florida State football team. 1. Happiness. 2. Charity. 3. Love. 4. Friendship. 5. Laughter. 6. Other Stuff. 7. The U.

Today is the anniversary of the “Ballroom Dancing Disaster of 2005.” During a waltz lesson at a retirement community, the ‘Noles invaded and attacked the residents. Walkers went missing, seniors were beaten, and inappropriate photographs were taken. The only evidence linked to the crime was the abundance of empty Dorito bags on the premises.

[LB]

Whenever Michael Bolton asked the infamous question "Can I Touch You There?," the Florida State football players immediately answered yes. How terrible!

Despite popular belief, Santa Claus exists. He has been kidnapped by the Seminole football team. Locked in their most horrible dungeon, his eyelids have been taped open and he is being forced to watch "From Justin To Kelly."

The words "Florida State Seminoles" actually derive from an ancient Sumerian phrase. The English translation? "Unmercifully obnoxious assholes."

[LB]

Whenever Florida State scores, God cries.

[LB]

Every bad idea ever conceived is scientifically proven to be from Florida State.

"Stealing candy from a baby" is a concept created by the Seminole football team as an educational tool for interpersonal relations.

[UpNorthCane27]

I cnt tell you guys how much i hate FSWHOO!!!!I literally looked through the dictionary trying to find the perfect word that sums up the hatred i have for FSWHOO, GAYTORS, and OHIO ST and all the words fell short of what i was looking for..... But yea i hate them , i hate their fans, and i hate all their players who go there and think they are gonna start a dynasty like UM..... get the f*** outta here UM above all!!!

[Ohio_Cane]

Jon Bastian - Louisiana 2013 DE Tim Williams said Miami is his dream school. He will be visiting at the end of this month and in August.

[Ohio_Cane]

Are you kidding me???? Lol

Posted by: Willie Will in Nashville | June 28, 2012 at 11:15 PM

No, I'm not kidding.

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Estime didn't get a U offer after all, thank God.

Posted by: 4-Real | June 28, 2012 at 11:28 PM

The only question now is, does that hurt our chances with Keith Bryant?

[LB]

Nurse Ratched got her degree from FSU, the bastion of cruelty and malevolence.

[LB]

Even dirty crotches smell better than Florida State.

"WHAT IS THIS NEW FOUND OBSESSION WITH FSU ALL OF A SUDDEN??!! LET IT GO!! JEEZ!!"

As for newfound obsessions, it's nothing new. They were pillaging dreams and ruining lives as early as time. Who do you think chuckled when Satan gave Eve the apple? Doesn't Bobby Bowden look suspiciously like Robert E. Lee with bad makeup? And who do you think created the foul beast which is Justin Beiber?

The loathing is not unfounded.

[nemo2002]

Interesting!

I wonder how FIU compares to FSU and UM? (Sometimes I think that FIU wants to be the FSU of South Florida . . . F Sweetwater U . . ?)

I would also be interested in the average "announced attendance" for home games in each of the "big three" men's sports (especially football) at each of the four major universities in Florida (plus the one local pretender) and also the ACC.

[Montreal-Cane]

June 28th 2012

SOUTH BEND, Ind. -- Former Notre Dame assistant football coach Corwin Brown 42 on Thursday pleaded guilty but mentally ill to charges that he struck his wife and held her hostage with a handgun in a seven-hour. standoff with police.

[TheWhat]

FSU is doodoo.

[Montreal-Cane]

Florida State running back James Wilder Jr. admitted to violating the terms of his probation during a plea hearing Thursday and agreed to serve three additional days in jail to complete his sentence...

[Sota cane]

Question: am i correct our safties after this year will be highsmith, kacy rodgers, deon bush and rayshawn jenkins? If thats the case there is no way we better let jamal carter go anywhere else or hargreaves!

[Montreal-Cane]

The FSU kickers couldn't read the play book...instead of reading between the posts,
they read wide right and wide left.

[Sota cane]

Btw for hate week i gota say uf and osu are tops with fsu a close second. I actually want them to win most games just for the simple fact that it will look better beating a good fsu team then a slouch

[Montreal-Cane]

Not too long ago some FSU students athletes
couldn't read and write. This is true and sad. Remember the FSU academic scandal...This was more serious than Shapiro's allegations...

[Sota cane]

So i saw the skreets saying 75% of our incoming dbs are being looked at for wr... Vernon davis obviously being one but who else?

[4-Real]

Estime didn't get a U offer after all, thank God.

[Willie Will in Nashville]

Estime commits to Purdue. Lol

Posted by: Ohio_Cane | June 28, 2012 at 11:02 PM

Are you kidding me???? Lol

[4-Real]

Estime will be 20 yrs old when he enrolls @ Purdue

[Ohio_Cane]

Estime commits to Purdue. Lol