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October 26, 2018

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IraqiCane

Yeah Go that was horseshit.

BEERicane

We are an underachieving version of Duke football.

#Facts #KeepIt100

mi@mic@ne

are we gonna win another game this year? time to let williams play

Herbieibis

Hell if they gave us a break we wouldn't know what to do with it. We tried going to the enzone one down out of 4 from the three. Why don't they roll him out or jet sweep. We have a yawner for an OC.

solarcane

We need to move out of a power five conference, be respected like Ap St, upset a top 10 team once every two years and live happily ever after

KYcane

The refs don’t need to screw us

Doing it all by ourselves

Go Canes!!

Back to back awful throws.

BEERicane

When will we ever upset a top 10 team (that actually finishes around top 10)?

Here is a clue: Never

Richt should be fired. Plain and simple. Why play rosier? What did that get you? Experienced shitty play. I’d rather get inexperienced shit play you can learn from and improve. Look at D Watson. Guy was straight trash first part of the season only to turn it around and look like the best QB in the league (again..)

mi@mic@ne

we make the acc teams who are unranked look all world...what a joke

Go Canes!!

Make that back to back to back.

BEERicane

GC came up for air and took Rosier dick outta his mowf. Jk brah... lol.

Dude on a Pale Horse

LOL @ Miami football.

KYcane

I might start a Twitter account just to hound BJ

TonyCane

Agreed Beer. This is awful.

mi@mic@ne

this offense is as inept as no ds defense ...

Go Canes!!

Agree KY but that was a huge non call.

nemo2002

Next year we'll be the pre-season favorite, again, to win the ACC Coastal Division.

Why?

Tradition!

TruCane81

Yeah, it’s a real joke, Dude.

Well at least we got a killer recruiting class on the way.....

(Checks current recruiting rankings)

(Face palm).

solarcane

My kind if coach

mi@mic@ne

so we have had the worse d coordinator ever to coach in college and now we have the worse rated offense in college football ..when are we gonna have another home run hire ?

MLAlunni

I wait every year for Canes football. And it is over before we know it. Makes me want to throw up. Had to eat a whole bag of Reeves peanut butter cups.
Doesn't the coach have an extended contract now? Millions down the drain.
Same o
Same old Sh.t every year.
We lose another. Another one bites the dust.

Go Canes!!

Desmond Howard: So THAT was not targeting? Miami v Boston College.

BigWindyCane1

This team is horrible. Forget the ACC championship game. The Canes has taken a huge step backward as a program tonight. A lot of recruits will be looking elsewhere after this performance.

VA Cane

Time for a flanker screen....god that is the worst play....been doing it forever hate that play...CMR will run it to death....along with 3 and a cloud of dust!

Dude on a Pale Horse

I'll check the final score later. I dont care about Miami football anymore, after all, the head coach hired himself and his son, lol... what a f*cking laughing stock. I dont want to watch another game this year.

BigWindyCane1

CMR will have to hire a legitimate OC and shake up that offensive coaching staff.

BEERicane

Who gives a fuk about a targeting call or not in the waning moments of a blow out loss? That shit should not be a factor. The fact we bitch constantly about getting hit or held a little extra shows just how bad we suck.

We are fucking awful. The coaching is awful. Richt can go suck a huge bag man... he’s dead to me.

solarcane

Its official..... We cant have children

mi@mic@ne

Just like JJ said last sunday...good teams have a franchise qb...the dolphins have not won anything since Mariano...the Canes cant get to the next level because we have no qb ..when we were a dynasty we reloaded at the qb position

TonyCane

Agreed Windy. We’re now marking time to the dismissal of Richt, which won’t come for another three years. Incompetent.

Alex


Moral of the story is that you never hire a coach who values relationship over trophies when the whole purpose of playing the game is to win trophies lol

BEERicane

Its official..... We cant have children

Posted by: solarcane | October 26, 2018 at 10:28 PM

I wish..... imma angry fuk my wife tonight and I’m sure to end up with another damn kid the way this shits goin.

TonyCane

Don’t worry Richt....as fanbases become accustomed to your squads losing to theirs and putting up 14 points a game, we won’t see fans rushing out into the field anymore. It won’t be special anymore. You’ll have that.

It’s nice to know how well the offense was doing against the defense this week. A great precursor to this game.

mi@mic@ne

The decision to hire richt was a let down to most cane fans...we knew it would be another goldilox...dumb decisions are very expensive

TonyCane

LOL Beer!

Herbieibis

I just can't get over how inept we are on the road.
Get ready for Richt's snoozer of a press conference. Every other sentence will be, "I won't really know until I lookat the film"
Richt did do some different stuff but it was over and over slants and a couple wildcat runs and one trick play, the rest of the game same shyt. Just Boring!

NativeCane

Hey Raize, how you like the way we smote the Iggles of BC....You called it buddy!

TonyCane

Maybe we’ll get to the point that when we finally win in a 10-7 triumph over a team like Kansas, the five remaining fans at Hard Rock will rush out onto the field to celebrate too.

VA Cane

Rough night up north....Offense was not too good, ST bad....D was ok at times on the field a lot....but still gave up 27...a very apathetic loss...not sure if people care at many levels.
Whoever wins the conference will be a pushover for Clemson.
The pounded us last year will do the same if we get there.
We are 5-6 in last 11 games; that is unacceptable in any sport at any level you got to be better than that.
We have a tough road ahead there are some obstacles in the way. hope we can get untracked and play better. Poor effort tonight by all... players and coaches.

Alex

From now on we should refer to coach as the Georgia reject.

Herbieibis

The Herb ain't got but a few problems with Richt.
One fire yourself from The OC job effective immediately!
Fire your son as QB coach.
Fire Searles as OLine coach.
Whatever u do, do not re-up Beagles as our punter.
Just go ahead and forfeit all road games, so us diehards don't have to keep watching these shyt shows.
Uh, that about sums it up, now u have a dam blueprint free of charge.

orange n' green in the vein

Good thing Mike didn't watch any BC football before this week or he'd have known what was about to unfold instead of having a chance to pretend to be upset about the obvious result.

Three phases of ass kicking delivered to the fatso leftovers tonight, can't wait to flush the rest of that useless trash out of the program along with their gaggers who slurped them all into the system in the first place.

nemo2002

I guess we drop out of the top 50 now. Right?
But that's okay, I guess, because we have a $40 million IPF. Right?

Dude on a Pale Horse

Blake James is letting MR sail this ship straight into an iceberg. Staff decisions must be taken away from MR.

TonyCane

Dude, we’re the Lusitania right now.

Go Canes!!

Was just texting with Raize.

I realize CMR is trying to win with both hands tied behind his back at QB, but Jesus Christ this offense has ZERO imagination or innovation. Our offense is literally a net negative in nearly every freaking game.

And it's only going to get worse cause if Perry didn't play in that complete sh!t show there has to be a gigantic problem going on .

So our options are the worst QB in UM history, a kid who can't stop smoking weed and a true freshman being led by an OC who can't or won't do anything different.

He's got to look in the mirror and realize he's got to give up his OC position, or get fired.

I don't think I can muster the energy to even go to the next game unless they make a QB change, hopefully to WIlliams if Perry can't get himself together.

I literally can't watch another game where Rosier is starting.


MIA Chi Cane ‘98

So if Malik is our best option at QB, we are in worse shape than I thought. It would be nice for the coach to show some emotion. BC’s coach was animated when BC got the holding call with game in tow and only few minutes to go.

When does his seat become hot?

raizecane

Hey Raize, how you like the way we smote the Iggles of BC....You called it buddy!

Posted by: NativeCane | October 26, 2018 at 10:34 PM

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Wish I was wrong

raizecane

Don't know if my chest pains are from watching the game or doing a speedball earlier in the evening

Go Canes!!

Time to take an Ambien to go along with the three vodkas I've had tonight cause if not I ain't gonna sleep.

Dude on a Pale Horse

Posted by: Go Canes!! | October 26, 2018 at 10:49 PM

Go,

We have to stop letting coaches have enough rope to hang themselves. James has to do something, he cant sit by and watch, he has to save the program. Miami can not keep letting coaches do this, and pay their massive buyouts. At this point a 2 million dollar OC is cheaper.

Herbieibis

Oh wait, we play at home next week, the offense will fo show show up, it's just that we are laughable losers on the road. Richt might smoke 2 bowls before this post game presser.

Dude on a Pale Horse

Wish I was wrong

Posted by: raizecane | October 26, 2018 at 10:50 PM

#metoo

CoCane

I hate to say it but I told you so...

Be strong canes fans. Goodnight

raizecane

Just ordered from the Burger King drive thru and they handed me 10 free tickets to Saturdays game......

mi@mic@ne

I would not trade the great memories of the old days for a 10 and 2 season every year....its worth the trouble now since I have no control over the dumb decisions that have been made.

AeroCane

I said it after Virginia and I’ll ssy it again: watch for decommitments, on the edge guys going elsewhere and I believe you’ll see transfers; wouldn’t be surprised to see Perry, lingard and possibly a WR
We saw what happened over the last week or so- we got decommittments and lost on a key DT; you’ll see more; no way we get Neal and he would of been a huge get at a key position;
Cut our losses and fire the Georgia reject now!

AeroCane

So let’s summarize: richt pulls the freshman last game, puts in the senior, says we had a great flow of offensive practices last week and we score a whole 14 points! That’s a fireable offense right there as we had both Perry and Williams waiting and at least they be more interesting to watch then the clueless qb we have now!

nemo2002

Just ordered from the Burger King drive thru and they handed me 10 free tickets to Saturdays game......

Posted by: raizecane | October 26, 2018 at 11:01 PM

Only 10?

Herbieibis

Look, Rosier ain't rose. We got more problems than him but a passer he is not.

IraqiCane

I bet anyone now $1,000 Rosier starts next week.

IraqiCane

Miami is now 2-6 in its last 8 games vs Power 5 opponents. 5 of 6 losses have come by double-digits. Scored 17 points or less in 5 of 8 games.

raizecane

Hey, the good news is we outscored them in the 2nd quarter.....

IraqiCane

Hahahahaha!!!

solarcane

Posted by: BEERicane | October 26, 2018 at 10:30 PM

Funniest shyt in awhile

IraqiCane

So the post game show is saying that we should have not had our expectations lowered. We lost to UVA and BC, not Clemson and Alabama.

IraqiCane

I think that Mark Richt has lost this team, and did so when he pulled Perry out.

WWIN

I pray we just saw the last career snap for Rosier.

Posted by: Go Canes!! | October 26, 2018 at 09:28 PM

FIFY

I pray we just saw the last career game for CMR.

CGNC

Mess of a game. Predictable play calling. Poor execution. Won't win much like that

Jack

Cheese

CGNC

I pray we just saw the last career snap for Rosier.

Posted by: Go Canes!! | October 26, 2018 at 09:28 PM

FIFY

I pray we just saw the last career game for CMR.

Posted by: WWIN | October 27, 2018 at 12:17 AM

Does anyone else notice how tan CMR is? Like he is out on a boat all day....

86Cane

Please

86Cane

I am sad.

WWIN

Posted by: CGNC | October 27, 2018 at 12:19 AM

Yeah... he's in the same boat he was in at Georgia!

Dude on a Pale Horse

Jedd Fisch should be hired tonight.

solarcane

86Cane
I am sad.

Posted by: 86Cane | October 27, 2018 at 12:25 AM

You just change the time stamp then copy and paste this from one game to the next dont you

TruCane81

I been watching Hurricane games for 26 years.

Even in the down years, special teams won games for us.

Now they are losing us games.

Their punter and our blunders gave us no shot.

How can we fall so far here.

Can’t blame golden for this mess. His special teams were light years ahead of this nonsense.

Blocking a kick is a distant memory. Can’t cover. Mental mistakes. It’s like we don’t do that at all.

Everything you need to know about what is wrong with us is exposed by the utter futility of these units.

CaneWarrior

Out of curiosity, did Wiggins have even 1 catch?

Dude on a Pale Horse

Posted by: TruCane81 | October 27, 2018 at 01:15 AM

We hired Patke instead of Shane Beamer. Jon instead of Helfrich. I said when these things happened that those would be the choices that did Richt in. Lazy, uninspired, scared, hires. Miami AD must get involved. We need a football director.

HillviewCane

Teams with way less talent can still score even if their QBs throw a couple of picks.

Every team that played against BC scored more points than we did. Every team except Holy Cross, which scored the same amount we did. He have the offense of Holy Cross.

Richt is giving us the D'No offense. Same scenario different side. The D is being let down by the O. The O keeps putting them in terrible situations. We have more enough talent on O. We have players that will get drafted and excel in the NFL. These other teams that BC played don't have more talent than us. They just don't.

The team might as well throw all caution to the wind and just have fun. Make the most out of bad situation because this is a bad situation. The team is falling apart

Sarasota 'cane

This Dodgers game is cray!

What time do the canes play tomorrow?

Sarasota 'cane

Wow it already is tomorrow!

Game Day!

Sarasota 'cane

The World Series just went to the 14th inning which ties it for most innings in a World Series.

nemo2002

Now it's the 17th inning.

nemo2002

18th

Sarasota 'cane

Wow!! Congrats Terrance!!

VA Cane

Meanwhile FL and TX are soaring...while we sputter and grind to a halt.
Dammit I want to win and be relevant.....sure do not feel like that right now!
Deja Vu CSNY....1970 incredible LP
"and it feels like Ive been here before"
"We have all been here before"
We have been with Clap Onion AlPa....CMR 4th Horseman of the UM Apocalypse we are experiencing self destruction....not good folks!!!

roachcane77

Well, I can't even sign into Typepad anymore... Guess it's a sign to give up on this Georgia reject.

Watching the BC offense with pre-snap movement, and innovative plays getting their playmakers involved was tough. Watching our SAME EXACT one or two formation offense run the SAME EXACT plays that we've run all year in the SAME EXACT situations was WAY tougher.

The 2nd wildcat call at the goal line after the timeout was priceless.

I can hear the GA Reject talking to Jon on the headset, "Hey, THIS play BARELY worked in the same situation 15 minutes ago... They'll NEVER SUSPECT we'd try it again in the EXACT same situation and make any defensive adjustments!" "Great call Dad, DON'T CHANGE A THING!"

I'm SO done with this situation. He may or may not have lost the team at this point, but he's lost a fan and an alumnus.

NativeCane

This Dodgers game is cray!

What time do the canes play tomorrow?

Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | October 27, 2018 at 01:48 AM

IDK Sota but I had a horrible dream last night that Rosier started and couldnt hit his targets and when he did the recievers dropped the ball and he threw interceptions and Homer repeatedly tried to run up the middle and KYCane bought an airplane and a banner........

AeroCane

Dude
At this time nothing will help the university of Miami football program other than richt being fired or quitting! The guy is literally a fucking loser! Just listen to his press conferences, the way he handles things, etc
Cut our losses and move on!

Old Skool

The smiter got smited.
Next year's pre-season starts now. Every position on offense and special teams is open. Everyone plays alternating series even Williams. Winners start next year.

Old Skool

The smiter got smited.
Next year's pre-season starts now. Every position on offense and special teams is open. Everyone plays alternating series even Williams. Winners start next year.

Go Canes!!

Had an alcohol/ambien fueled dream that took me back to the end of the UNC game where I thought we'd finally solved our QB issues. Then I woke up and remembered we're far worse off than when we started this year.

Went to games through the Butch dark years, the Coker slow crumble, the Shannon Northwestern fiasco and the Golden implosion.

Rooted hard, looked at the brightside and always tried, to a fault, to be positive every single time I could, and was all in with who we rode with.

But i'm done with CMR and going to HR if Rosier starts another game. If Perry is a head case then start Willaims, see what he can do, and start playing for next season.

Yes his play calling is antiquated and unimaginative. That is something he will have to deal with or get himself fired after this year. But even with that, when Rosier made the necessary throws, to the point Blackledge actually called him "hot", we moved the ball and scored TDs.

As soon as Rosier went full Rosier, the offense blew up, the already bad play calling looked even worse, and the whole thing went down the toilet..

I can't watch another one of those games. Give me hope next week, if it's not Perry cause he's an immature bonehead, then give me Jarren. You have nothing to lose. If he struggles, so what. The QB situation is already a complete cluster fvck, so who'll even notice and he can still save his redshirt.

Just not one more second of what we've seen for the last season and a half under center.

Go Canes!!

Typepad ate my post.

If Umike or Soup can grab it I'd appreciate it. Dont want to even retype it.

TonyCane

I totally hear you Go. I have always tried to look at the positives and to consider the extenuating circumstances. Perhaps it is because Golden was so stubborn for so long that I have no patience right now. To me, excluding the NCAA fiasco this is about as bearish as I have ever been on the Canes,

Normally, if something does not work you fix it. Miami in three years has evolved into a great defensive team under Richt, but in the same time period they have devolved into what is now the worst offensive team since the 1970s. Richt has talent that Larry Coker or Randy Shannon would have dreamed for in 2006-2007 - the only other time Miami has this inept of an offense. We are doing less with more. Yet because of the circumstances of his release at Georgia, it’s easy to see with Richt keeping control of the offense to the bitter end.

Old Skool

Two weeks to game plan and this was the best we could do....

Old Skool

For those looking for new CMR nicknames
Here's a quick trip through the rhyming dictionary.
Mark ______ :
Ripped
Crypt
Slipped
Relic
Brick
Thick
Dipped
Tripped

BEERicane

How about the obvious Mark Shit?

Old Skool

New award coming:
The Malik Rosier Participation Trophy.
Noteworthy it ain't.
Everyone gets one.
Other QB's go through progressions. Malik is a contrarian. He goes through regressions.

AeroCane

Go - maybe you’re best post ever!

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