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September 20, 2019

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86Cane

So I am missing a wing-dinger of a game huh?

To think I could have spent $500 to go to Miami and watch this game in person?

BigWindyCane

Not very good at all! This team is flat! Third down defense is horrible

Dude on a Pale Horse

3rd down C.Mich. is doing it to the D.

Dude on a Pale Horse

Garvin just blindsided the F outta the QB. Bethel recovery.

86Cane

Meanwhile at LSU, Joe Burrow's first half would be a good game for most QBs.

18/24, 357 yards, 4 TD

Posted by: IraqiCane | September 21, 2019 at 05:05 PM

I remember when Miami...oh, never mind.

Dude on a Pale Horse

The incompetence is real.

Basura

Tate time?

Dude on a Pale Horse

Perry time.

Dude on a Pale Horse

Canes 1st down at 52. Williams run.

Dude on a Pale Horse

OL destroyed again. Loss of 3.

Basura

This is embarrassing

Dude on a Pale Horse

Snapped it into JT4. Fumble. Stadium booing. 3rd & 17

BigWindyCane

Offensive line isn’t playing well. Need a spark.

Hedley is a great punter though

Dude on a Pale Horse

Williams tripped up after 6 or 7 yard scamper. OL sucks again. Miami is terrible and an embarrassment.

Dude on a Pale Horse

Hedley is the truth.

Dude on a Pale Horse

Haha penalty on Knowles. Punt again.

BigWindyCane

Oops! I spoke too soon about Hedley!

Basura

Headly effed that up pretty good

Dude on a Pale Horse

Miami is a joke. They'll lose about 6 games this season. Blake should be fired. Done with play by play.

Dude on a Pale Horse

My fault guys. I gave the kid some praise.

Truth

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BigWindyCane

Perry? Tate? DeeJay?

Basura

The fans should empty out at half.

86Cane

Stadium booing.

Posted by: Dude on a Pale Horse | September 21, 2019 at 05:22 PM

No that sound you heard was me booing from Orlando.

86Cane

Perry? Tate? DeeJay?

Posted by: BigWindyCane | September 21, 2019 at 05:25 PM

You know it's bad when you are asking for a backup QB in the first half against Central Flippin Michigan. Can it get any worse than that? Does this team even practice?

Basura

Oh, I think we wanted Tate and Perry to go in at OL.

BigWindyCane

Nelson isn’t ready

BigWindyCane

Scaife will have to play LT

Dude on a Pale Horse

The OL is f*ckin terrible.

Basura

Zion is the Hurricanes = Basura

solarcane

Soup this is your last year for Canespace if was a good run brother

Dude on a Pale Horse

And you know whats worse than the OL? the stupid f*ckin fans that sunshine pump a 2* OT starting as a Freshman.

BigWindyCane

Nelson just isn’t ready for prime time yet

Dude on a Pale Horse

Nelson looks like a 2* OT.

Basura

I kinda wouldn’t mind a Chip W

86Cane

This team is awful!

Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | September 21, 2019 at 05:09 PM

This is embarrassing

Posted by: Basura | September 21, 2019 at 05:21 PM

The fans should empty out at half.

Posted by: Basura | September 21, 2019 at 05:26 PM

There IT is right there.

And exactly why I didn't renew my season tickets. Been through 12 years of this crap over and over again. I knew better.

Go Canes!!

Defense came to play.

This offensive line is putrid, again.

BigWindyCane

I guarantee that the CMU QB will remember Mr. Bandy after that hit.

The defense has been pitching a shutout. The offense is Basura, especially Nelson. The Canes have to make a change

Dude on a Pale Horse

7-2 at the half y'all.

86Cane

Oh, I think we wanted Tate and Perry to go in at OL.

Posted by: Basura | September 21, 2019 at 05:30 PM

Nah, put Headly at LT. Let Zion punt?

Dude on a Pale Horse

Manny is in way over his head. Gee... who's have thought? Idk... maybe anyone with a f*cking brain. Terrible, lazy hire. Blake should be fired after this. He hired his friend and didnt even do a search.

Basura

Can we use the portal to take, literally, and other 5 OLmen? It’s like they only studied tape on the human turnstile Pipho.

Dude on a Pale Horse

By the way, UNC is losing to App St. Yeah... Manny Diaz, lol.

BigWindyCane

CMU has a defensive game plan. With a weak OL and a QB that struggles throwing deep. CMU defense is crowding the box, is taking away the run and the short passes, and daring Jarren to throw long and the offense to hold their blocks.

At least the Canes see how ACC teams will play them.

Dude on a Pale Horse

I can not sit here and listen to Mark Richt talk about what Miami is doing wrong, when he couldnt hire Mark Helfrich.

Herbieibis

Nelson in Jan. At 240. In Sept. At 285 or 290. To much weight to quick. Should of been RS. A give the dude some time but obviously beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Now that beholder was or is needs to reevaluate they're re cruiting methods. I guess kearning on the job isn't for everyone. Can't get the game so I don't have to watch that garbage.

86Cane

A SCENE FROM HARD ROCK STADIUM...

Hundreds of angry fans, disgusted by their team's putrid, embarrassing play in the first half leave their seats, tear up their tickets and head to the parking lot. They curse out loud as they trudge down the long, circular ramps to exit the stadium. They have all done this before and every year they get all excited, filled with hope and only hope not to have to do it again this year. But, nonetheless, here they are.

They get to their cars in the parking lot at the tailgating site where a few hours ago they ate, drank and we merrily expecting to give another trash team an azz whooping. Now they hang their heads in silence and stare off into the distance wondering how their team could be this bad against a nothing team from nowhere.

They open several adult beverages to ease the pain but it is still there, deep in their hearts and souls. If only the memory of the game could be washed away, but no, the pain will not end today or even tonight. No, they will all go back to their homes or hotels and watch real college football teams play real college football and make it look real easy and wonder: "Why can't Miami do that?"

Change coaches? Change QBs? Change stadium names?

Change uniforms, change cute slogans, add more designer jewelry on the sideline?

Deserve victory? Meet with Jimmy Johnson? The New Miami?

Nope, that's all been tried before.

We are stuck in groundhog day and we can't escape it. We are a now just a shadow of our own greatness. We can see the shadow but no matter what we try to do, we just can't get back to it.

We just rinse, wash and repeat.

We are stuck in a cruel and vicious time warp.

When will it ever end?

Basura

Silvera coming back soon? He was ballin at the end of last season.

Herbieibis

Crowding the line of scrimmage has been the recipe forever to beat us.
Least we have FSU in the gutter with us. Da Ville just scored their 24 point in a row and have taken the lead.
One thing The Herb has said for awhile is we need to trash the dam outdated pro style offence. I know we are listed as multiple but the only time we need to run it is on the goal line.
We can't get the oh line talent to run pro style. Maybe if we had those Whisky boys yes!

solarcane

Jimmy Murphy playing harder than anyone on the field
Smh

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