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October 19, 2019

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TonyCane


At the post-game press conference, CMD acknowledged that he has made a few mistakes in his first season as a head coach and that therefore some major changes are now warranted.

"Inasmuch as the 305 Turnover Chain hasn't performed as well as expected, we're going to revert back to the Original Turnover Chain."

"Changing the culture," he added, "starts with a change in the chain."

"The New Miami is all about accountability. We won't tolerate any loser bling!"

Posted by: nemo2002 | October 19, 2019 at 09:44 PM

At this point, the turnover chain should be constructed of stale pasta noodles, onion rings, and year old donuts.

nemo2002

At the post-game press conference, CMD acknowledged that he has made a few mistakes in his first season as a head coach and that therefore some major changes are now warranted.

"Inasmuch as the 305 Turnover Chain hasn't performed as well as expected, we're going to revert back to the Original Turnover Chain."

"Changing the culture," he added, "starts with a change in the chain."

"The New Miami is all about accountability. We won't tolerate any loser bling!"

TonyCane

When do you guys figure that CMD will be fired?
A. After the end of the season?
B. After the end of the next season?
C, After the end of the 2021 season?
D. After the FIU game?

Posted by: nemo2002 | October 19, 2019 at 08:55 PM

Realistically, after the 2021 season. However if a critical mass is realized and Miami goes 3-9 this year with arguably its most talented roster in ten years, then there could be rumblings of something earlier.

TonyCane


TonyCane underestimated Georgia Tech and how shitty the last staff was that got promoted off of from within.

TonyCane needs to stop the cringey fan-fiction.

Posted by: orange 'n green in the vein | October 19, 2019 at 03:45 PM

Ouch. Not certain what I did to get on your bad side OGV, aside from having too much hope that previous regimes would turn it around. I haven't put any "cringey" fan fiction on here in years - honestly the program as not deserved it.

If you would like to read some (hopefully) "non-cringey" good fiction that I've written in the meantime, I'll invite you to alternatehistory.com and you can read my ongoing dystopian epic "Feel the Bearn":

https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/feel-the-bearn-a-timeline-of-frances-only-carrier-in-wwii-and-beyond.451163/

Daddeh

DaU

nemo2002

When do you guys figure that CMD will be fired?
A. After the end of the season?
B. After the end of the next season?
C, After the end of the 2021 season?
D. After the FIU game?

solarcane

UNC qb throws 5 tds loses game
Life is good

Herbieibis

Next 30 for 30 the fall of swagger, what happened to "U".

Basura

Citadel would kick our ass. Let that sink in. GT did kick our ass. Let that sink in. Manny Diaz is our coach. Let that sink in.

86Cane

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave!

Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | October 19, 2019 at 07:01 PM

There IT is right there.

solarcane

WF snaps the ball with 34 seconds left, imagine us trying that

thirstybuzzardcane

I will give Diaz one thing, we did greatly improve in punting, but the rest of the team, well, who the hell knows what happened!

thirstybuzzardcane

This is probably the worst loss in decades! GT lost to Citadel, let that sink in!

solarcane

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave!

Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | October 19, 2019 at 07:01

Exactly sota.

We been here through The U invented swagger,It's All About The U, It's a U thing you wouldn't understand, FK you Sports Illustrated, Uncle Luke, Clap Clap Clap, Don't hang around with Marvin, Deserve Victory, Back flips with the guys,The New Miami.
We are just getting rollin, who knows what kind of circus is coming to town next?


Mia Chi ‘Cane ‘98

I’m glad I don’t get the ACC network so I don’t have to watch this crap. Granted I did not pay much attention to the game anyways today. I’m glad they lost. Not a likable team. And it shows how broken this program is...

I was there in ‘97 and know the guys who paid for the banner. This is beyond repair. It’s the blind leading the blind at Hecht. The college football landscape has completely passed up Miami. Sad day when one of the worst teams in college football beat you at home.

Sarasota 'cane

Aww hell no Aero, you don't just catch the bus out of purgatory.
You gotta wait this out right here with us.
What's a decade or two of your Saturdays to get to see a team win the Coastal?

Posted by: solarcane | October 19, 2019 at 06:50 PM

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave!

Sarasota 'cane

The kicking game and special teams have cost us every single game.

They were lined up for the fake punt and GT still converted!


Herbiepissedoffibis

Diaz says:
We are still a undies locker room and we will go to Pitt and compete the way Miami competes. That's rich!
If that's true then then I guess will see the same shut!
Poor tackling, sacks penalties at the wrong time, effed play calling, missed FG's, etc, if that's competing I hope the game is blacked out in my neck of the woods. The MVP of the team is big Lou. He's the only consistent player on the team.
Also playing a walk on at LB tells me that he don't think to much of Brooks or Joined. That's what u get when u neglect a position when u recruit. We have 5 CB'S total. Guess how many we have verballed one, the rest are mainly safties. Patke needs to be gone and Barry should of stayed in the pro's. Baker is not a power5 DEE cordinator. Rumph is a good coach but so far he is a C minus recruiter. Stroud is okay. Manny hired all his Bro's. Eff being multiple on offense. Go straight spread.

VA Cane

I think the problem is all the talent we have....some think its unreal top forever!!!! LOL

Think again, no mater what level talent you have....if you do not execute the fundamentals, think about what you are doing and what you are trying to do ...you will lose. Players and coaches have to think that way.
A total program loss....lots o blame to go around to all.
that talent, love that talent...sho wins game ez!!!!!! IJS

86Cane

Mark Richt, and a tiny grin on his face as he winks at the grandkids

Posted by: solarcane | October 19, 2019 at 03:47 PM

I was thinking the same thing.

solarcane

PSS don’t worry about me anymore, as I’m out!

Aww hell no Aero, you don't just catch the bus out of purgatory.
You gotta wait this out right here with us.
What's a decade or two of your Saturdays to get to see a team win the Coastal?

Dude on a Pale Horse

Al Golden was a better HC than Manny Diaz and thats a fact. AG would beat Manny by 14 points.

Dude on a Pale Horse

Manny in February: This is not a rebuild.

Manny in October: This is a rebuild.

You still buying TNM?

How about hiring a qualified HC, not just friends and family?

Dude on a Pale Horse

🤡🤡🤡

Thats what Miami has.

And the wool was pulled over the eyes of many a fan.

Fail of a hire. At least the fanbase finally sees it.

86Cane

First a sign of good things to come.

Posted by: Herbieibis | October 19, 2019 at 12:03 PM

Or maybe not?

Kinda like my prediction: Down In Flames!

solarcane

Solar
You also predicted we would beat GT with no trouble
So stop predicting

I was thinking the same thing

AeroCane

Solar
You also predicted we would beat GT with no trouble
So stop predicting
Duke, if they want, will beat us easily
What I’m scarred of is how bad taggart and the Noles and Louisville will beat us by
Noles might beat us by 35
Louisville could beat us by 40 (They played a terrible game in the first half to Clemson and were only down 10-3 (until about the last play of the first half on a fluke)
Heck, Pittsburgh might shut us out
JMO
(It only took big windy 7 games to figure this shit out - some of us knew after the second game)
Cut our freaking losses and effing fire manny already
PS should of hired a real coach rather than taking the freaking lazy way and hiring richt and we wouldn’t be in this position!
PSS don’t worry about me anymore, as I’m out!
PSSS we are truly lucky to of beaten central Michigan, yes central Michigan


Go Canes!!

Every week this team does all the things losing teams do:

Give away points-Fake punt for TD and 3 miss FGs this week.

Play down to the competition.

Fail to get off the field on 3rd down and long.

Horrible execution in the red zone.

Do one of these things, it's on the players. Do two of them and you have to start to question things.

Do them all and your team is horribly coached.

That is where we are.

We absolutely could be 7-0 right now but every week we find a way to snatch defeat from the hands of victory.

Manny looks like he's in over his head. I hope he can get things turned around, but right now we look like we don't know what to do to win, and that's where leadership comes in.

solarcane

Good thing we didn't go after Bronco M as HC we need to hire from within. Our Defensive coordinators make especially entertaining Miami head coaches

solarcane

Posted by: KYcane | October 19, 2019 at 06:04 PM

You are right

solarcane

Illinois beats Wisconsin we lose to GT
Smh

HerbiIbis

There is no excuse that dude can offer to explain us losing to Tech, none. It's an embarrassment. Eff your process. This is game 8.
We can't tackle.
We can t kick a chip shot Fg.
We can't get touchdowns in the redzone or any kind of zone.
The play calling is all over the map. We can't run wide.
Our special teams ain't special.
We stink at recruiting.
We can't pass block and run blocking is average.
We can't get open.
Our secondary can't tackle.
Our LB's are hit and miss.
What happened to Hightower?
What happened to Mallory?
I thought Pope was supposed to be all world. Just another runt that can't get open.
Manny you can use the rest of this season for rehearsals and put the play on next year. You got 77 or so guys on ships, find the dam ones that want to play every game.
Give your back-ups on the oh line some PT. Keep writing that book on how to give games away. U got 4 more games to finish that book.

KYcane

Of everybody I feel sorry for Perry, Osborn,Jordan and Murphy the rest pretty much deserve what they got

Posted by: solarcane | October 19, 2019 at 04:35 PM

Don’t leave Hedley out. He’s been pretty steady and is a definite upgrade.

He and Murphy did a great job keeping GT pinned deep

KYcane

Bring back Golden and D'Nofrio?!

Posted by: TonyCane | October 19, 2019 at 03:35 PM

Hard to believe we are sucking worse than that

mi@

Our coaches are not good enough to help win thDe game to match the opponents schemes. I like Dabo did before he brought in the matha load

mi@

We have holes in our defense and offense. We don't have enough rotation so our players can recover. Our talent falls off when we go to the bench.

mi@

If we beat Virginia last week my 9nly conclusion is that we have not recovered. Thus he was playing a walk on.

BigWindyCane1

I have watched enough high school football in South Florida, North Florida and Central Florida this year to conclude there are better coaches and kickers everywhere.

The Canes’s players aren’t as good as they think they are.

This is embarrassing. I don’t want to listen to any press conferences any more. I have seen enough on the field to realize that I don’t want to hear what CMD has to say

solarcane

We beat Virginia, Virginia is routing Duke, so that means Duke should only beat us by 17 if I have my projections right.

86Cane

Time for The FUBAR blog?

solarcane

I just hope our recruiting class doesn’t fall apart

Posted by: BigWindyCane1 | October 19, 2019 at 05:10 PM

Would you commit to this?

86Cane

I just hope our recruiting class doesn’t fall apart

Posted by: BigWindyCane1 | October 19, 2019 at 05:10 PM

But this actually made me laugh even LOUDER!

86Cane

Remember when John McKay was coach at Tampa Bay and they press said "What about your team's execution?"

And McKay said "I'm all for it."

Posted by: solarcane | October 19, 2019 at 04:32 PM

I actually LAUGHED OUT LOUD right at my desk at work.

solarcane

Windy,
Manny doesn't fire his Special Teams coach Monday you know he is just another Al Golden with a big vocabulary and no real clue.

BigWindyCane1

I just hope our recruiting class doesn’t fall apart

BigWindyCane1

Of everybody I feel sorry for Perry, Osborn,Jordan and Murphy the rest pretty much deserve what they got

Posted by: solarcane | October 19, 2019 at 04:35 PM

CamRon HARRIS had 18 carries for 136 yards.

No excuses for this loss. This team is getting worse as the season progresses. Red zone offense, special teams, tackling and offensive line are big big problems. Worst coached team in the ACC

Mark from Atl

Canes brothers

Didn’t think it could happen as my love for Canes football goes back 40+yrs....
But, today they officially Fin’d me....IE: I too used to be a diehard dolphins fan...but, they win? Cool....they lose? Yeah I expected that

Manny has Fin’d me 6 games in... the last 15 years have been tough; but, he’s taken bad football to a new level.

Team has no heart, no guts, no sack, no leadership, nothing.

God bless you and your family

solarcane

Miami

5-13 in their past 18 games against Power 5 opponents

And plenty more losses to come.


nemo2002

And Manny should have stayed at Temple.

Sarasota 'cane

"What about your team's execution?"

McKay said "I'm all for it."

Posted by: solarcane | October 19, 2019 at 04:32 PM

LOL!! He was one of the greats! He should've stayed at USC just like Schnelly and Davis should've stayed at UM.

AeroCane

Fire manny! Now!

solarcane

Of everybody I feel sorry for Perry, Osborn,Jordan and Murphy the rest pretty much deserve what they got

solarcane

Remember when John McKay was coach at Tampa Bay and they press said "What about your team's execution?"

And McKay said "I'm all for it."

Basura

It was also seeing Bandy trying to talk up Baxa. If I were Baxa I’d be like you suck too bro.

Basura

Baxa lost - UNC, VT, GT. Jeff Thomas lost UF

nemo2002

Playing for each other the rest of the season.

Proud of how we never quit.

Some things to cleanup at practice.

Learning to win is a process.

We still don't know who our best players are

Jarren is our guy
Posted by: solarcane | October 19, 2019 at 04:08 PM

We're changing the culture.

Basura

I feel like if you are trying to be objective - strength and conditioning I has been upgraded in a big way. Outside of that, it’s Basura en fuego

solarcane

There is going to be a real long dry spell of Miami Hurricanes going into the College Football Hall Of Fame

Basura

Temple beat GT this year. We gotta stop hiring temple coaches tho.

nemo2002

It's not right to say that we lost today to the worst team in the ACC. After all, UM is the worst team - not GT.

solarcane

Unfold the

Playing for each other the rest of the season.

Proud of how we never quit.

Some things to cleanup at practice.

Learning to win is a process.

We still don't know who our best players are

Jarren is our guy

roachcane77

Unbelievable... EVERY PHASE OF THE GAME SUCKS! EVERYTHING!

We are the worst COACHED team in college football.

I'm done.

Basura

That was a screw job. Go back and look at the replay. Clearly beyond the line to gain by at least 1/2 yard, and the official mark at the top of the screen is inside of the 4 (between the 5 and 4 yd line). That said, they deserved to lose.

Herbieibis

Should of been at 3 but that's what u get when u can't prepare a team. I guess Manny let Baker take back over the Dee because tackling sucked again and Enos play calling down close sux. The worst team against the rush, first year running a new offense with mainly flex bone players and we makem look all world.
I don't won't to hear how hard we played.
We can't help but snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory.

mi@

BD has good assistants and can recruit. I told you so. We would not be having all these problems.

YooperCane

Canes are nothing but a dumpster fire, they absolutely suck. Get rid of them two damn kickers, they absolutely suck as well.

nemo2002

Manny,TNM needs more bling!

Joe

We will lose the rest of our games! Finish 3-9 worst final results since before Butch.

solarcane

Mark Richt, and a tiny grin on his face as he winks at the grandkids

CGNC

Welp. I have one
More home game to suffer through. I couldn’t see any of it, what happened at the end? The same thing that happened in the game? Jeebus

AeroCane

Fire manny!

orange 'n green in the vein

TonyCane underestimated Georgia Tech and how shitty the last staff was that got promoted off of from within.

TonyCane needs to stop the cringey fan-fiction.

mi@

Season is over

solarcane

Sota,
Yup

BigWindyCane1

LOL - Corch Manny!

mi@

What a joke

AeroCane

I’ll chip in for the banner
Manny is not the guy
Cut our losses and move on

solarcane

G O A L

Go Outside And Live
That is all

Sarasota 'cane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNBL5OMeuno&t=18s

nemo2002

What are the odds that we WIN this game in overtime?

Posted by: nemo2002 | October 19, 2019 at 03:28 PM

Negative odds.

Posted by: TonyCane | October 19, 2019 at 03:29 PM

Heavy negative odds.

TonyCane

Bring back Golden and D'Nofrio?!

IraqiCane

*shit.

Ducking autocorrect.

solarcane

Who really calls these plays

IraqiCane

Got caught trying to stunt.

Posted by: Herbieibis | October 19, 2019 at 03:33 PM


Enough with that shot already.

nemo2002

At least we won't lose the game on a missed field goal in overtime,

DuvalCane

Shouldn't Romeo have already used up his eligibility?

Basura

I kinda hope Miami misses the XP if they answer here.

mi@

Nothing has changed. I was right

Herbieibis

Got caught trying to stunt.

IraqiCane


Fk going to a bowl we are absolutely trash

Posted by: solarcane | October 19, 2019 at 03:32 PM


So Dyam Much Truth in this statement.

solarcane

Fk going to a bowl we are absolutely trash

Herbieibis

Lou Hedley sockless.

CaneWarrior

Never thought I would say this: but Miami deserves to loose 😡

solarcane

You want overtime with two of the worst kickers in Miami history
Smh

Herbiibis

What the eff are they throwing the football. Run up the middle to center the ball in middle of the field.
All of the sudden we don't use the TE'S.
Worst power 5 team in college football. Enos and his play calling stinks and why not try Price to kick.

AeroCane

Again
A joke of a staff
eff manny
Fire his butt NOW
Bring on Mario!

TonyCane

What are the odds that we WIN this game in overtime?

Posted by: nemo2002 | October 19, 2019 at 03:28 PM

Negative odds.

IraqiCane

DuvalCane

Why did we use Baxa??

Posted by: CGNC | October 19, 2019 at 03:22 PM

Who do you suggest we use? Jimmy Murphy?

Posted by: DuvalCane | October 19, 2019 at 03:26 PM

Shit let Perry kick it. How could it be worse.

CGNC

Duval...Turner the kid from last week

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